Dishonesty Themed Open Mic Night Coming Tomorrow

February 6th, 2010

Tomorrow will be a themed Open Mic Night.  And the theme is Dishonesty.  I have written this little nugget of inspiration to get performer’s mojo’s working…

Make your performance about lieing, cheating, deceiving, skulduggery, rapscallionism, unholy scoundrelous and villainous behaviour. Dedicate your whole performance to the subject or just include a token reference, it’s up to you. This is the week before valentines day, a time when filthy blagharts and harlots start sweating in their britches with guilt. New years resolutions have long faded and Christmas cheer is firmly buried under a thick layer of post-indulgence dust.

I am producing 2 pieces of performance for the event; 1 serious and 1 funny.  The serious one is set to music (not my own) which will be a first for me.  I’ve tried to avoid going to “Scroobius Pip” in my style but it seems I am just learning the lessons that he has and thus arriving at the same conclusions.  I experimented last week reading my poetry to Joel’s flamenco guitar backing and found that the slight and subtle rhythmic ambience was enough to hold the audiences attention in those pauses and moments when poetry often loses them.  The words I was reading were not as good as my usual poetry but the applause I got reflected otherwise.  As if an audience clap a performer’s ability to distract them more than their ability to educate them.  Woah!  That was a fresh tasting blast of inspiration.

So I hope to see you down at the Perfect 5th, Taunton from 7 o’clock tomorrow (Sunday).

P.S.  I will not be hosting open mic on Sunday Feb 14th Feb.  The Perfect 5th are putting on a special valentines event with live band the Night Owls.  This will continue until 10 o’clock and then it’s a miniature open mic from 10 til midnight which will be hosted by P5th manager, Jo Quartly.

Class Actions

January 18th, 2010

I first met Class Actions through an email asking me if it was alright for them to perform at my Open Mic night.  I don’t require artists to pre-book but these guys were travelling from Manchester and wanted to double check their trip would not be wasted.  Their performance was like nothing I had ever seen at Open Mic before.  Shouty, loud, aggressive, hard, difficult to understand but most foreign of all was the fact that they were genuinely political.  My reaction was amazement and joy.  I couldn’t help but smile and laugh.  The audience were equally thrown off by this occurrence.  Some sat, stoney-faced and unimpressed.  Others raised a pint in the air and hollar’d words of support in drunken celebration.

They continued to perform every few weeks, occasionally bringing out new material but mostly doing their core set of songs.  I begun hearing lots of audience feedback and as the weeks went by, got to know them by talking about their music and reading their blogs.  Consequently I started to understand the political reasoning behind their music.  The subject matter that is at the fore of their mind when they perform are genuine and serious global issues.  So no wonder they have the confidence to act so outrageous.  The opinions of a few hundred people in a county town in England pale into insignificance when compared to the racial hatred and corporate corruption that they care about.

So having concluded how Aslan feels when he performs I began to think of how the audience react.  Many people take them as a joke, laughing AT them and for a moment I felt sorry for them, thinking their political message was being lost.  But then I realised that they do always get the full attention of the crowd and they regularly get girls up dancing with them while they perform.  This is a massively important achievement for any performer.  Dancing (or indeed any type of body movement including clapping, fist shaking, head-bopping) is so expressive that to make people do it means you’ve succeeded in intoxicating them with your energy.  So although the words in the lyrics may not be getting interpreted and remembered, I think there is a deeper kind of communication going on.  The girls (and most of the guys) instinctively pick up on the energy and sense of faith that oozes from Aslan’s performance.  Although that energy does come across as anger and aggression, which are things most people would choose to leave out of their life, it seems to push all the right buttons to make people want to follow their movements.  They literally demand attention with their performance and they get it!  Look at all the other examples of performers who are often (but not always) angry and aggressive but still get lavished with attention: Eminem, Bill Hicks, Scroobius Pip.

So as disseminaters for a cause they are half-way towards functional success.  They have the pied piper’s magic and that is for most performers the bit that comes last (or sometimes not at all).  I don’t see Class Actions as being a complete package but I admire elements of them.  If I was producing them I would make bridging the gap of understanding a priority.  I would introduce calm, pensive moments to the performances, maybe by bringing in extra writers or producers.  And whether it be with imagery, quotations from published writers, well scripted between-song skits or any other kind of on-stage communication the next step would be to help the audience understand what I came to know through reading their blogs and chatting to them.  If they can cause that switch of consciousness from thinking locally to thinking globally to happen on the night then they are onto a winner and like the 3 I mentioned earlier, strike a balance of being listened to and loved by people who though they were just going to be entertained.

P.S.  Aslan assures me that his performances go down very differently in the working men’s clubs of Manchester and the North.  He freely admits to loving observing how the audiences react in the South compared to back home.  And maybe this backs up my theories.  Audiences in the North are generally already thinking on those bigger issues because the Thatcherite changes to industry affected them much more deeply.  They don’t need the knowledge gap bridging.  I think I am going to have to travel up to Manchester and attend an Open Mic in Salford to listen to normal people and see Class Actions perform there.

16 days booze free

January 16th, 2010

I try not to be someone who advertises the achievements I am about to do.  I have grown sick of the quantity of people around me who claim they are just about to be at some significant point in their life.  Rewarding themselves for things they have planned to happen.  Yet you hardly ever hear somebody appreciating the now.  And if you have ever received any kind of counselling will probably have been told, it’s important to take a break from thinking in the future or the past and appreciate the exact place and time of that point.

So…  Right now, here, at this time, I would like to tell you that over the Christmas break I decided to go the whole of January 2010 without consuming a single drop of alcohol.  And today I can proudly say I am 16 days through my challenge.

I am doing it as a test of discipline.  And although there are obvious financial and health benefits it’s really more of a social experiment.  I am not going to stop going out, stop hosting events in clubs or stop attending parties at friend’s houses.  And as Keith quite succinctly put it last night “Surely receiving verbal abuse is all part of the test”. He said this as he finally gave up trying to thrust sambuca shots into my hand.

The experiment has kept me thinking a lot and there are too many ideas for one blog post so here are a couple of conclusions so far.

The drunken state of mind is good for following familiar actions.

Any skill that you have perfected while sober or any plans that were laid while sober are more fun to do while relaxed and a bit intoxicated.  Playing your favourite guitar riffs, talking about your favourite hobby, drawing familiar and well-practised shapes in artwork.  But the drunken state does not allow for new learning, retraining or fresh plans.  However, almost in contrast to that, the drunken state is good for letting free abstract ideas flow.  Some of my best poetry lines were thought of whilst drunk, but it took a follow-up session of sober writing to hone those little nuggets of free thought into a full poem with clear narrative.  So before you get drunk, get a new skill and creativity will follow.  Get drunk with the same skills and routine will take hold.  Get drunk without a skill and frustration is inevitable.

Drinking eats up so much time that when I stop my weeks feel a lot longer.

I get more done and I do things faster and more efficiently.  I retain dates, times, passwords and to-do lists in my head and I am more polite when I meet strangers in the pub.  Which brings me onto my next big observation, and that is how boring a drunken conversation is to sober people.  I find myself humouring people as they repeat their point for the third time in 5 minutes.  Swaying side-to-side and struggling to conceal embarrassment as they admit things they didn’t want to or forget details they should remember.  I find it funny and don’t judge them for it because I know I will be getting myself nicely tipsy again in the future.

But for now I am enjoying being sober.  The challenge is more of a reminder to keep focussed on my long-term goals.  This year I want to make some big changes and I cannot do that while following a routine.  I need that learning ability accessible at the moment and can’t afford to revert to routine every week.  When I have shifted some big things I will return to occasional boozing with an affirmation of the distinct benefits and disadvantages of the most popular drug in the World.

Open Mic at Mr Wolfs – Wed 13th Jan ‘10

January 16th, 2010

Last night I popped up to Bristol with Joel Tait.  We ate noodles at Mr Wolfs and then performed at their Open Mic.

The first piece of spicy beef reminded of the food in Shanghai.  My Chinese friend referred to dishes like that as ‘westernised’ because they had more than 1 flavour/texture in a bowl.

Our performances were good.  The soundman at Mr Wolfs is a bloody clever bloke and showed us a trick of how to mic-up acoustic guitars (like Joel’s nylon strung classical) without getting feedback.  He placed 2 dynamic microphones at 45 degree angle to the guitar body (90 degree angle to each other).  The sound was warm and clear with plenty of volume and no feedback.  I performed my first set sans paper.  In accordance with my new years resolution, I recited 3 of my poems from memory.  However I did have Joel sat just off stage-right acting as understudy when I forgot a line.

The rest of the night was excellent with some clearly well integrated members of the community dominating the stage like it was second nature.  A funky, reggae, poppy band formed with female lead vocalist and an occasional rapper (propped up with a crutch).  They all seemed to know each other and know exactly what each other’s talents were.  As each person entered the stage the singer turned hostess and commanded a round of applause to welcome them.  It was a proper slick operation that sounded great. Plus I found it a breathe of fresh air to see a confident female on stage.

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While at Mr Wolfs we met up with a couple of Joel’s Bristol friends, Daphne and Elen.  At about 10:30 Joel wanted to track down a professional Spanish guitarist that he’d seen play at the Leftbank Open Mic in Stokes Croft.  So we all headed there for the last couple of hours of the night.  I arrived back home at 2 am and slept well.

Open Mic Nights in Bristol to get listed first

January 9th, 2010

With many of my web clients snowed-in I have taken some time to work on developing The Open Mic Finder.  As I hone the tool’s features and input the data content it is dawning on me how much potential I have to make this into something massive.  There are so many directions to work on.  Reviews, SatNav route maps, slick error reporting features, Image Galleries, Performer Profiles, statistics.  The list of potential additional features is endless.  Also, as I delve deeper into Google’s search results I find more and more people who have done – with some degree of success – what I am attempting to do.  But this does not put me off.  Because I am confident that the additional functionality that I can provide will make my site the choice of travelling performers… provided I get the support of the Open Mic community! I don’t want to tread on anyone’s toes or get competitive, I just want to build and provide a really good information resource.

So, with a brain full of ideas and only a few hours each week to work on this I had to make a plan.  I could see myself easily ending up with a database containing details of 1 Open Mic Event in every town across Britain.  As tidy as that may sound it would never get the support of any single group of people.  This website needs that to become established.  If I concentrate on becoming the No. 1 information source for one town, then I can promote that success and move on to tackle other areas.  I should be able to expand efficiently, leaving stable foundations in place.

So I have chosen to start with one of my favourite cities… Bristol.  Over the next few weeks I want to list all Open Mic Nights in Bristol on The Open Mic Finder and this will of course involve a healthy batch of performing :-)

P.S.  My new years resolution is to really try to memorise my poetry so I can perform sans paper. Expressive arm movements and audience eye-contact here I come!

End of Year Message

December 31st, 2009

Allow me to be +ve for a moment. 2009 has been a bloody good year! I’ve spent more time with friends, I produced some of my best work, I’ve overcome some of my biggest fears and I’ve built some good foundations for future endeavours. And many of YOU guys have helped me. Thanks to those of you who’s opinion I value who have supported me, but thank you also to those who’s opinions I dismiss because without your constant disapproval I would not be driven to bring to realisation the ideas that you so detest. Here’s driving for an even better 2010!

Good bye studio

December 28th, 2009

Last-day-in-studio

After a hectic rush to finish my last sculpture, dismantle my desk, put my materials into storage and dump/send to recycling all the low value stuff I am now out.  The shared studio has ceased.   For the foreseeable future I will be working on projects that can be produced either on site or from my bedroom. Expect videos, smaller sculptures and drawings.

Interactive Sculpture Circuit Done!

December 4th, 2009

I finally pinned down my good friend Jon and we worked all Thursday night to get the circuit finished for my interactive sculpture.  Jon is a very talented man but a bit scatty when it comes to organisation.

Circuit

But together we can get things done and here it is… done!  A simple little circuit with a micro controller in the middle that will juggling the various functions of the 2 inputs and 2 outputs.

Coincidentally I bumped into my friend Felix in Tesco yesterday who is putting on an exhibition in March and, knowing that I am working on this one, offered me a spot to exhibit.  The exhibition will be in a busy bar which is a perfect location for an interactive sculpture.

Things are going well for this piece.

I’m a published author (Page 4 of AN Magazine)

December 4th, 2009

Last month I read an article in AN Magazine (Nov issue) that struck a chord with me. It was about art education, the subject I wrote my thesis on. I felt so inspired by the words I read (a grim but true account of current education) that I felt compelled to write to the magazine, complimenting the article and offering an account of my experience. It only got published! Woo hoo. What a great boost in confidence!

Now I know it’s not a paid commission but the fact that somebody has considered my writing coherent enough to go to press is the kind of validation that writers need. This comes at a time when I am considering the idea of producing a book of poems, an idea that seems that little bit closer now.

So check out my letter on page 4 of A-N Magazine (Dec issue).

My new Open Mic Night Finder

December 2nd, 2009

Open Mic Finder Screenshot

I am building a little application that I think will be useful to many people if I manage to get it up the Google ranking.  I love travelling to towns or cities and checking out the local open mic night.  I think it’s a good finger on the pulse of a location’s culture.  But the amount of reliable information on the net is frustratingly small.  So this is my attempt to provide a tool that works.  A key feature you will notice is dates of when details were edited which should render the tool self-deprecating in the event of info becoming out-dated.  Unlike all the other sources out there who could be sporting 6 year old information and the visitor would be none the wiser. Users of my tool will know how fresh the data is!

There is also functionality built in for address details, venue phone numbers, Google Maps, YouTube videos and photos of the stages.  The pages are optimised for printing and Google ranking so if you like a page please post a link to it from your website or blog.

So please take some time to check out my Open Mic Finder and let me know what you think?