My DJ set of 2010
Yesterday afternoon, at a friend's annual garden party, I played my 1 and only DJ set of the year. Mostly consisting of new music from the last year it's 1 hour and 5 minutes of chilled-out sunny garden afternoon tunes. Starting with down tempo world music, then into minimal dubstep wrapping up with a section of acoustic loveliness and then cherry-topped with the very soul healing New Days Dawn by Slacker. Here's the set list, I've provided links to YouTube videos where available. Hopefully every track will be new to you and you will love every one as much as I do. If not, I will try harder next year.
Down tempo world music
- Ibrahim Maalouf - Hashish
- Fever Ray – Concrete Walls
- Aphex Twin – Ageispolis
- Pantha Du Prince - Bohemian Forest
- Faithless – I hope
Minimal dupsteppy slash electronica type stuff
- Kid Cudi – Day n Nite (Not the crookers remix)
- Various Productions - Hater (Music video by Kandle)
- JJ N° 2 - Ecstacy
- Burial - Near Dark
- Delphic - Doubt (Ramadanman Refix)
Acoustic loveliness
- The xx - Crystalised
- Tunng – Hustle
- The Moldy Peaches – Anyone Else But You
- Sigur Ross – Staralfur
- Slacker – New Days Dawn
If you only have time to click on one of these videos I thoroughly recommend looking at Various Productions - Hater.
Cover of Class Actions
Earlier today Aslan Ak posted his latest political rap piece on my Facebook wall. The anti-conservative parody is typical content for the extreme leftist act Click here to view David Cameron by Class Actions. Spouting hatred for thatcherism and set to a 90s synthpop house instrumental it was familier territory for the group.
Which lead me to thinking... your typical tory-boy is not going to listen to a thumping house beat with aggressive vocals. If Aslan's goal is to convert beliefs, then using a style established in an already lefty society is ineffective. A more subversive way to sway votes would be to present your leftist reasoning in a form that is familier to a rightist voter. Of course this is all speculation - I don't know if Aslan is wanting to sway votes - and actually digresses from the topic of this post.
I started considering how many styles one set of lyrics could be presented in. Regular open mic'ers Andy and Chris did an acoustic cover of Do You Feel Safe, the original of which is quite different.
- Click here to view Do You Feel Safe original by Class Actions
- Click here to view Do You Feel Safe cover by Andy and Chris
With the instrumental stripped down to a minimalist acoustic riff, Andy's added in his own lyrics and used his Glaswegian dontgivafuck style vocal to make the song his own. It went down very well at open mic amongst those who got the reference. Andy writes his own poems and his usual reading style has a relaxed but confident drive behind it. Click here to view Andy reading in his own style. However, on this cover he sounds a little unsettled, a result that I put down to the fact that he's mimicking Aslan's shoutrap style.
So what if the lyrics were hardly modified at all but the rhythm and reading style was altered. I visited the band's website at www.classactionsuk.com/, got hold of the lyrics and decided to have a go at doing my own interpretation in the style I would read my own poetry...
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I make a fair few cock ups and the recording is technically not that great but I enjoyed doing it. I found it refreshing to hear Aslan's words outside the context of a shouty rap song and it was a good opportunity to get my acting skills out. I tried to visualise the image behind each lyric and feel the emotion. It took me 6 attempts before I recorded the version that eventually made it's way to YouTube.
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Man uses Pendulum to hypnotise provincial town
If you like music that sound like an enthusiastic elderly science teacher playing the kazoo along to a drum machine then why not check out ADHD endorsing band, Pendulum. Their vocals are that of a 90s boyband but instead of using a soppy key changing ballad for instrumental backing they use really mismatched aggressive digital drum loops and what sounds like a 99 pence plastic kazoo for the melody. The music completely lacks any subtlety and these guys must be geniuses to make money from this shit! Can there possibly be a better business model?
Yes there can! Why not drop all the expense and effort of performing live and just get paid to play CDs...
Above is the poster for tonight's big event with a few corrections made. I figured people wouldn't want to cause Mr and Mrs Pendulum any stress by asking them to perform live and would be much more inclined to purchase tickets if they knew they were only going to be playing CDs.
Of course you get much more for your £10 ticket, you get to see some people with non-grammatical spellings in their name and even more spell-check-offending diction in brackets after their names, take that establishment! They also have a Master of Ceremonies called Verse who I predict will essentially just be shouting a lot. And of course it wouldn't be a Taunton night without La Luka and Krausey.
If you haven't already got tickets for tonight then tough luck, they sold out ages ago. Your only way to get your fix of DJs with stupidly spelt names is to go to The Perfect 5th where you can see CYBIN + MC Skuph, LOCKS'EM, MC SWEET PEA (MADMANARMY) and SPLINTA. Wow! Stick that lot up your red-squiggly under-liner.
Alternatively channel 4 are showing Embarrassing Bodies followed by Facejacker followed by The Ricky Gervais Show. And if you don't like that lot why not check out Film4 who are showing feel good family film School of Rock (featuring the smoking hot Sarah Silverman) followed by Tim Burton's 2001 remake of cult classic Planet of the Apes.
Snare Drum
10 Great songs with beats that inspire me to learn...
- Sade - Soldier of Love (View on YouTube)
- Gorillaz - Bill Murray (View on YouTube)
- The Streets - Such a Tw*t (View on YouTube)
- David Holmes - Lets Get Killed
- Mr Oizo - Monday Massacre (View on YouTube)
- Redneck Manifesto - Dillon Family Dancers
- Blur - Essex Dogs (View on YouTube)
- The Prodigy - The Narcotic Suite- 3 Kilos (View on YouTube) ...and yes I know this beat and bassline is a sample from an old funk song and not actually by the Prodigy but I can't remember the name of the original. DJ Funky P would be able to tell me but I don't have his contact details.
- Dr Dre - Some L.A. Niggaz (View on YouTube)
- Jamie T - Dry Off Your Cheeks or Alicia Quays (View on YouTube)
In preparation for the forthcoming poetry stage I am learning to play my snare drum. A simple beat with the odd bit of flare is all that's needed for poetry and as I understand it, if you first perfect your skills and timing on a snare drum, other percussion comes easy. So with a metronome in my ear and a list of educational videos I am putting in at least an hour a day for the next 2 months.
Black and White Towns
Thanks to Joel for texting me the very enigmatically coded message "Radio 4 now!". I tuned in to find an inspiring and insightful look at the origins of modern Britian's evocative poets and lyricists.
I recommend you "listen again" using BBC iPlayer at http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00rykzz
I’m not a DJ I’m a Selector
A few weeks ago I got Tauntonian D-list celebrity La Luka up on stage at my open mic night and held a live debate with him on the value of DJing. La Luka (real name Lukus Chitty) is a dubstep DJ who plays with his partner (in the non biblical sense) Krausey at many events including their own Rubadubdub. Both Rubadubdub and my Open Mic night are held in pro-live music venue, The Perfect 5th so it seemed highly appropriate to discuss what I perceive to be a disproportionate amount of worshipping that DJs get compared to other performers such as guitarists.
Yesterday in the hungover sunny back garden aftermath of Stub Footed Pigeon I learnt from Felix the definition of the word "selector" and boy was I excited. He explained that back in his home town of Camden many of the people who enjoy playing records for large groups of people prefer to describe themselves as "selectors" because it describes what they do better: they select tunes. Not make or create them but just choose them. It's a more humbling moniker that doesn't over exaggerate the process involved and because of that I love it and am going to start using it to describe what I do once a year at a booze fuelled party in a sunny back garden in Taunton.
Afterall DJs are essentially playing other peoples music and as such are selectively and unapologetically drawing on a massive pool of time, effort and talent that would be completely unacheivable by a single group of musicians/producers making original material. So although I do believe that the person playing the recorded music at an event has an important role in choosing the right songs for the moment and guiding the vibe with their knowlege of music they should not be hailed as more skilled than live musicians.
Making me even less sympathetic to the DJ's individual cases of ego-cirrhosis is the highly predictable defence that they ALL come up with. They claim that it is as skilled as playing an instrument because you have to beat match. Whoop-de-doo! All hail the geniuses who can adjust a variable motor on two spinning discs until the simple pop rhythms align and allow them to slide a cross fader over without their intoxicated audience noticing. It's not a massive skill! They are essentially librarians for vinyl who can tap their foot. And this is a fact they hate to be reminded of by the constant stream of computer software that can do their job better. It makes one look a bit lost and silly having a computer take away your only defining quality. Like a bitter old factory working from the 1980s sabotaging the new machine brought into the office. How unimaginative of them to have an angry reaction rather than deciding to push on to the next level and introduce more skills to the performance of DJing. They don't think WOW! with the computer doing the beat matching bit I am now free to concentrate on piling in more tunes, more samples, visuals, live drums, vocal performance or anything from the massive plethora of interesting and wonderful things that people love to see done live. No. They just cross their arms and put on a grumpy face.

Actually I lie. Because these DJs do put in extra elements to their performances. And the elements they put in are absolutely appropriate to current culture. Lukus's party trick is taking his shirt off while behind the decks to reveal his wiry physique covered in numerous latin-American-gangland style tat's and pointing his fingers enthusiastically. For which the females in the audience go wild, causing them to get drunk and dance around, which in turn earns the night a reputation for not only having good tunes but sexy girls and that completes the auto-marketing process by attracting boys. It's a perfect concept that is consistently proving financially successful and I see no sign of it not working in the foreseeable future. Subject of course to Lukus not gaining weight or losing the enthusiasm to point his fingers. Both of which seem unlikely considering his weekly carb-starved 48 hour diet of nil-by-mouth save for the poultry 8 cans of redbull consumed between Friday night and Sunday morning.
P.S. To cast doubt over my own argument even further may I consider the fact that I am comparing the audience reactions of DJs and live musicians that I have seen, and it's highly likely that the small-town musicians I have seen were just not that good and certainly not good enough to compare to the studio produced recordings which any small-town DJ can purchase and play. If I take into account the front row of an audience at a Michael Jackson concert it makes me think that yes, live music does still stand superior in the public's opinion. The common man can still distinguish true talent from charlatanarianism. Except for the fact that Michael Jackson is dead now and a combination of manufactured pop domination and MP3 piracy means the industry probably can't support the natural organic growth of talent that we saw in MJ over his 40 year domination as King of Pop. Natural talent will now either be so corrupted by the industry that it will die or kept pure but never exposed on a large scale. Ironic how the bi-product of the massive interconnectivity of the web will be that true pure musical ability will be kept tucked away in local little pockets, only to be heard by a few lucky people.
Dishonesty Themed Open Mic Night Coming Tomorrow
Tomorrow will be a themed Open Mic Night. And the theme is Dishonesty. I have written this little nugget of inspiration to get performer's mojo's working...
Make your performance about lieing, cheating, deceiving, skulduggery, rapscallionism, unholy scoundrelous and villainous behaviour. Dedicate your whole performance to the subject or just include a token reference, it's up to you. This is the week before valentines day, a time when filthy blagharts and harlots start sweating in their britches with guilt. New years resolutions have long faded and Christmas cheer is firmly buried under a thick layer of post-indulgence dust.
I am producing 2 pieces of performance for the event; 1 serious and 1 funny. The serious one is set to music (not my own) which will be a first for me. I've tried to avoid going to "Scroobius Pip" in my style but it seems I am just learning the lessons that he has and thus arriving at the same conclusions. I experimented last week reading my poetry to Joel's flamenco guitar backing and found that the slight and subtle rhythmic ambience was enough to hold the audiences attention in those pauses and moments when poetry often loses them. The words I was reading were not as good as my usual poetry but the applause I got reflected otherwise. As if an audience clap a performer's ability to distract them more than their ability to educate them. Woah! That was a fresh tasting blast of inspiration.
So I hope to see you down at the Perfect 5th, Taunton from 7 o'clock tomorrow (Sunday).
P.S. I will not be hosting open mic on Sunday Feb 14th Feb. The Perfect 5th are putting on a special valentines event with live band the Night Owls. This will continue until 10 o'clock and then it's a miniature open mic from 10 til midnight which will be hosted by P5th manager, Jo Quartly.
Class Actions
I first met Class Actions through an email asking me if it was alright for them to perform at my Open Mic night. I don't require artists to pre-book but these guys were travelling from Manchester and wanted to double check their trip would not be wasted. Their performance was like nothing I had ever seen at Open Mic before. Shouty, loud, aggressive, hard, difficult to understand but most foreign of all was the fact that they were genuinely political. My reaction was amazement and joy. I couldn't help but smile and laugh. The audience were equally thrown off by this occurrence. Some sat, stoney-faced and unimpressed. Others raised a pint in the air and hollar'd words of support in drunken celebration.
They continued to perform every few weeks, occasionally bringing out new material but mostly doing their core set of songs. I begun hearing lots of audience feedback and as the weeks went by, got to know them by talking about their music and reading their blogs. Consequently I started to understand the political reasoning behind their music. The subject matter that is at the fore of their mind when they perform are genuine and serious global issues. So no wonder they have the confidence to act so outrageous. The opinions of a few hundred people in a county town in England pale into insignificance when compared to the racial hatred and corporate corruption that they care about.
So having concluded how Aslan feels when he performs I began to think of how the audience react. Many people take them as a joke, laughing AT them and for a moment I felt sorry for them, thinking their political message was being lost. But then I realised that they do always get the full attention of the crowd and they regularly get girls up dancing with them while they perform. This is a massively important achievement for any performer. Dancing (or indeed any type of body movement including clapping, fist shaking, head-bopping) is so expressive that to make people do it means you've succeeded in intoxicating them with your energy. So although the words in the lyrics may not be getting interpreted and remembered, I think there is a deeper kind of communication going on. The girls (and most of the guys) instinctively pick up on the energy and sense of faith that oozes from Aslan's performance. Although that energy does come across as anger and aggression, which are things most people would choose to leave out of their life, it seems to push all the right buttons to make people want to follow their movements. They literally demand attention with their performance and they get it! Look at all the other examples of performers who are often (but not always) angry and aggressive but still get lavished with attention: Eminem, Bill Hicks, Scroobius Pip.
So as disseminaters for a cause they are half-way towards functional success. They have the pied piper's magic and that is for most performers the bit that comes last (or sometimes not at all). I don't see Class Actions as being a complete package but I admire elements of them. If I was producing them I would make bridging the gap of understanding a priority. I would introduce calm, pensive moments to the performances, maybe by bringing in extra writers or producers. And whether it be with imagery, quotations from published writers, well scripted between-song skits or any other kind of on-stage communication the next step would be to help the audience understand what I came to know through reading their blogs and chatting to them. If they can cause that switch of consciousness from thinking locally to thinking globally to happen on the night then they are onto a winner and like the 3 I mentioned earlier, strike a balance of being listened to and loved by people who though they were just going to be entertained.
P.S. Aslan assures me that his performances go down very differently in the working men's clubs of Manchester and the North. He freely admits to loving observing how the audiences react in the South compared to back home. And maybe this backs up my theories. Audiences in the North are generally already thinking on those bigger issues because the Thatcherite changes to industry affected them much more deeply. They don't need the knowledge gap bridging. I think I am going to have to travel up to Manchester and attend an Open Mic in Salford to listen to normal people and see Class Actions perform there.
Open Mic at Mr Wolfs – Wed 13th Jan ‘10
Last night I popped up to Bristol with Joel Tait. We ate noodles at Mr Wolfs and then performed at their Open Mic.
The first piece of spicy beef reminded of the food in Shanghai. My Chinese friend referred to dishes like that as 'westernised' because they had more than 1 flavour/texture in a bowl.
Our performances were good. The soundman at Mr Wolfs is a bloody clever bloke and showed us a trick of how to mic-up acoustic guitars (like Joel's nylon strung classical) without getting feedback. He placed 2 dynamic microphones at 45 degree angle to the guitar body (90 degree angle to each other). The sound was warm and clear with plenty of volume and no feedback. I performed my first set sans paper. In accordance with my new years resolution, I recited 3 of my poems from memory. However I did have Joel sat just off stage-right acting as understudy when I forgot a line.
The rest of the night was excellent with some clearly well integrated members of the community dominating the stage like it was second nature. A funky, reggae, poppy band formed with female lead vocalist and an occasional rapper (propped up with a crutch). They all seemed to know each other and know exactly what each other's talents were. As each person entered the stage the singer turned hostess and commanded a round of applause to welcome them. It was a proper slick operation that sounded great. Plus I found it a breathe of fresh air to see a confident female on stage.




While at Mr Wolfs we met up with a couple of Joel's Bristol friends, Daphne and Elen. At about 10:30 Joel wanted to track down a professional Spanish guitarist that he'd seen play at the Leftbank Open Mic in Stokes Croft. So we all headed there for the last couple of hours of the night. I arrived back home at 2 am and slept well.
Open Mic Sunday 20th September 2009 at The Perfect 5th, Taunton
Last night was another quiet one in terms of bodies but again, like last week, the atmosphere was warm and welcoming and those who were there stayed right until the end making for an intimate close friends kind of feel. I was pondering aloud on the subject of a less-than-packed room with Dave Marrow who observed that actually the energy is nicer and I responded "Yeah! Maybe people don't always want a packed venue on a relaxing Sunday. Maybe they desire lots of personal space and room to breathe".
There were lots of highlights on the night as the video demonstrates but by far the most special moment for myself was when I made my drumming début. On previous Open Mics the only man available to provide percussive backing to rappers and solo singer-songwriters has been Gary, who, bless his cotton socks, has a tendency to hog the sound somewhat. But last night, feeling unpressured by the small audience, I was brave enough to get up on the kit and lay down a simple hip hop beat for Dave Marrow. Nothing fancy, no variation, just the same beat that I learned by listening to Dr Dre's Big Egos and tapping my hands on my computer desk. Doing the beat myself also gave me the ability to instantly stop the beat, feed Dave another freestyle topic and then kick the beat straight back in again. This kept the performance fluid and pacey, allowed Mr Marrow to get in the zone and ultimately resulted in a well entertained audience.
I hope to see you there this Sunday!


