{"id":879,"date":"2015-01-31T22:41:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-31T22:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/?p=879"},"modified":"2015-07-12T14:55:23","modified_gmt":"2015-07-12T13:55:23","slug":"a-fight-at-a-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/01\/31\/a-fight-at-a-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"Sketch: A fight at a funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Fight-at-a-Funeral-800x600.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-992\" src=\"http:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Fight-at-a-Funeral-800x600.jpg\" alt=\"Fight-at-a-Funeral-800x600\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Fight-at-a-Funeral-800x600.jpg 800w, https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Fight-at-a-Funeral-800x600-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In my happy place, with a pint and sketch book. Spent the afternoon in The Cornubia with Ashley. A bloke at the bar challenged us to draw <em>a fight at a funeral<\/em>\u00a0and we happily obliged. We concluded the most likely justification for such a ruckus would be that a member of the procession has given the deceased a \"flock of seagulls\" hair style and that the most likely suspect would be the master of ceremonies himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bloke at the bar challenged us to draw a fight at a funeral and we happily obliged. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":992,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[74,71],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-art","tag-bristol","tag-sketch-book"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":994,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions\/994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/martinjoiner.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}